Friday, 4 June 2010

The Swan and Knee-Jerking

The last post I wrote on here started with a tribute to famous people who I admired who had passed away. This time it is a quick note to say that I am appalled about what occurred in Cumbria this week. I am thankful in this country, tragedies such as these are very rare. My thoughts and best wishes go out to the families and friends of all those affected.

There has, of course, been suggestions the gun laws need to be reformed and restrictions on ownership needs to be tightened. There is a strong case for this now. I feel, however, this could be a mistake. As is stands (and if anything I'm about to say is wrong, then I am sorry), ownership of guns is strictly on a licence basis and can only be owned if people have a need for them (I don't have a need so I couldn't legally buy one). Making the rules on gun ownership stricter just criminalises more people needlessly. The law doesn't need changing in my view because, as I said earlier, this sort of event is very rare. The truth of the situation is simply this: if people want guns, they will get them; Legal or not. I used to believe that all gun ownership should be legal, like in the USA. However this sort of thing isn't so rare there, and after a recent spat of shootings there - I changed my mind. People I have argued with in the past compare legalising guns to legalising drugs. That view is foolish in my opinion. If drugs were legalised, they could be controlled much better than firearms for a start!

Anyway, I never intended this to be a long post. I'll close with a quick thought about a show bought to my attention via You Have Been Watching. Reality TV has long been something I've never cared for, in any form. Dancing, singing, talent shows, morons stuck in a house or any other form they can think of. Don't care. However I saw this one about The Swan. Basically they take people who are unhappy about the way they look, transform them with plastic surgery (having had "experts" sit round a table and discuss every reason why this person looks wrong), therapy and exercise and at the end of the 3 month period - allow them to see themselves in a mirror. Then the winners of the weekly shows go to a beauty pageant to be judged further! If I may, I'll just quote Charlie Brooker on this one:

The makers of this show are cunts!


That is up there in terms of awful shows with four weddings (come dine with me, but with weddings, not food).

That's all

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Review Post: Trivium, Airbourne, Jeff Dunham

I spent probably the best part of 6 months trying to decide whether or not I intended to go to the Trivium gig. I made the decision some time ago that I don’t plan to go to many gigs outside of the Portsmouth/Soton area, unless public transport works out for me (IE, cheap). Obvious exceptions include Rammstein in Manchester, and if Maiden/Metallica/NIN tour, bands of that importance to me. Trivium are good, but they aren’t a favourite band of mine, so I didn’t know whether I wanted to go see them. They were damn good the last time they played Portsmouth, but fairly mediocre on the Black Crusade tour. I also don’t particularly like the latest offering from Trivium. Shogun was billed as their biggest album yet and it flopped a little for me truth be told. So, there were a few reasons, including being able to afford it, why I shouldn’t go. But they were on the doorstep (so to speak) so after pretty much deciding I wasn’t going, I bought a ticket. Went to the gig with Paul and met Jon at the gig. Me and Paul had decided before going that neither of us were really bothered with seeing Rise to Remain or Whitechapel so we decided to head down for Chimaira (one of the main reasons I decided to go). Chimaira (10) were fantastic. They played almost a best of set and it was just great. Would definitely go see them if they did a headline show locally. Trivium (9) were very good. They also appeared to play a set list that kept the fans happy. 1, maybe 2 from Shogun made me happy. They debuted a new song and covered Sepultura. Generally a good live experience. The decision to go was rewarded. The set list was:

1. The End Of Everything
2. Rain
3. Drowned And Torn Asunder
4. Like Light To The Flies
5. Throes Of Perdition
6. Down From The Sky
7. Ascendancy
8. Insurrection
9. Pillar of Serpents
10. Anthem (We Are The Fire)
11. Shattering The Skies Above
12. Slave New World (Sepultura Cover)
13. Dying In Your Arms
14. A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation
15. Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr

So, technical difficulties aside, Trivium were well worth seeing. I’m interested in the new album as Shattering is a great song. A lot to look forward to with Trivium.

Quite the reverse of Trivium, when Airbourne announced they were coming to town, that gig was booked up nice and early. The gig was originally scheduled for February but due to conflicting schedules, it got pushed back to the end of March. Sad, but not tragic. Before the gig, a band called Black Spiders were announced as support which was awesome. They were awesome as well. Black Spiders (7) are one to watch. It is a well known secret that support bands sometimes don’t get access to the sound levels that the headline band have. Indeed, according to Gojira, they had to play at 50% the volume that Metallica did. This must have been the case here. They set up and tested and damn. The sound test made my ears ring. Airbourne (10) were fantastic. The set list was superb, the band were great live (as per) and there was even the obligatory moment of craziness. The lead singer went through the crowd to play on the sound desk. Damn. The set list was:

1. Raise The Flag
2. Hellfire
3. Chewin’ The Fat
4. Diamond In The Rough
5. Blonde, Bad and Beautiful,
6. Girls In Black
7. What’s Eatin’ You
8. Born To Kill
9. Cheap Wine and Cheaper Women
10. Back On The Bottle
11. Heartbreaker
12. No Way But The Hard Way
13. Too Much, Too Young, Too Fast
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14. Running Wild
15. Stand Up For Rock N’ Roll.

Definitely going to see them live again if they come close.

When I first saw that Jeff Dunham was coming to the UK again, it was a must. His specials on US TV have all been genius and his show in 2009 at Hammersmith was awesome. So I went up with Mum & Dad. We decided to go up early which worked out quite nicely for a number of reasons. If you go up to London on a Saturday and you are driving, I recommend parking at Hotspur Park. It’s about 20mins from Waterloo, and doesn’t appear on the tube map, but a day travel card can still be purchased. Cost me £5 to get the day travel card (18-25 cards FTW). Anyway, got into London and walked to Leicester Square for a drink. From there went down to Buckingham Palace and back on ourselves with the intent to head to Covent Garden’s. Never been there before so that would be cool. In one of the craziest “small world” situations, we bumped into some family. We live in Portsmouth, they live in Liverpool. We bump into each other in London. Even now I’m still quite surprised.

After parting ways with them, we walked down Whitehall and back to Waterloo. From there, the Jubilee Line to the o2 arena. We went to a restaurant there called Rodizio Rico. The way it works is it’s an all you can eat place. There’s a side dish buffet in the middle of the room, which in all honesty I could have happily just eaten from there. Waiters walk around with meat on skewers and serve up different cuts of meat. Usual stuff but some stuff I’d never heard of before. I really enjoyed some of it; some was very different (chicken hearts for example). Drink prices were insane but overall, a damn nice restaurant.

The show itself was pretty damn good. Guitar Guy opened the show and he pretty much did what he did at Hammersmith. Updated the act a little bit but no real change. That was alright however considering how phenomenal he is of a guitar player. Jeff Dunham was very funny. Bits were repeated from Hammersmith but it was a new tour so there was a lot of new material. This made me a happy man and also a very entertained one. Memorable moments from the Jeff Dunham show:

1. Walter’s British Accent
2. Achmed’s ribs getting stuck on his spine
3. The reaction when Achmed first said “Silence!”
4. Peanut – generally!
5. Taste of China
6. The crowd completing jokes before Jeff/Bubba J got to the punchline

Not sure if I’ll go again next time he plays the UK cause it is expensive, but at the same time, that’s logic kicking in. Let’s see what happens when he actually announces it! Good day out in London that was.

Thursday, 22 April 2010

Rammstein - Manchester Midweeker II

Manchester Midweeker started with meeting Dave for some breakfast before getting the train. The journey up was fairly smooth really (though motherfuck! £4 for a single across Zone 1 on the tube?! FFFUUU London!). After turning down the wrong road and wandering the backstreets of Manchester Piccadilly for some time, we eventually found the hotel. Got settled and pretty much just watched TV until needing to leave for the gig. Rock paper scissors for who got the bed/who got the couch. I got the bed and honestly, I felt like I lost. That was a soft bed, way too soft for a man of my carriage.

The walk from the Manchester Ancoats Travelodge is a decent one. It is not a long one but the hotel can be cheap, so I like that. Got to the entrance which is on a main road (and therefore loud). A tout came up to me and was saying something. My usual policy with a tout is to nothing them, and just say no to whatever. Transpires the guy didn’t want to sell me a ticket but he wanted a smoke. I obliged, figuring he’d go away if I gave him a smoke – which he did. Got into the venue aiming to miss Combichrist because what I had heard, I didn’t like. My word, was I ever wrong?! Combichrist (8) were pretty awesome. And the first band I’ve seen who play this genre of music without a guitar! Great stuff. Then there was the wait for Rammstein, which seemed agonisingly long. This is a band I’ve wanted to see ever since I first turned on Kerrang TV and their theme tune was Sonne. The lights went out, and they drilled their way through the back drop. Time to start!

Starting with Rammlied, Rammstein (10) were just phenomenal. I could attach a lot more superlatives to their performance, but wow. The set was:

Rammlied
B********
Waidmanns Heil
Keine Lust
Weisses Flesch
Feuer Frei
Weiner Blut
Fruhling In Paris
Ich Tu Dir Weh
Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da
Benzin
Links 2 3 4
Du Hast
Pussy
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Sonne
Haifisch
Ich Will
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Engel - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDNwLTvcnhk

Fireworks, Confetti, Foam semen, a Penis Canon, exploding babies, rising platforms, fights, treadmills, flaming wings, a rubber dingy over the crowd and more – the stage show was unforgettable. When the original backdrop fell to reveal the full extent of the stage, I (and i’m sure 1000s of others) thought “fucking hell, thats awesome!” I won’t forget this gig for some time and any other gig has a long way to go to top it. Skindred came close, but Rammstein so far rule all for 2010.

So that was cool. Got back to the hotel and watched poker and slept. The morning contained more TV and a mediocre breakfast. Travelodge do a lot of things right, but the breakfast can be hit and miss, which is a shame. I booked a later train than usual so we’d have some exploring time. Yeah, we explored the inside of a Ladbrokes. You know they are very similar to the Portsmouth ones in Manchester! Got into the train station to see the train that was due before our one was being constantly delayed. That throws up warning signs all over. The thing about advance single train tickets (or so I believed) is that if you miss your train, well then you suck at life. The train was cancelled and I think it’s safe to say you’ve never seen a fat man move so fast heading to the Virgin Trains travel centre! We were assured we’d be alright, or we should be ok to board the next one. I don’t like that. I was 100% you’ll be fine. Anyways, boarded the next train and sat in unreserved seats. And there we sat. Dave seemed so calm about the whole ordeal, whereas I looked like I was about to shit myself. I didn’t want to get thrown out at some random stop because I likely couldn’t afford the train to continue to London (unless it was Milton Keynes or the other early stop). We passed all the stops and were en route to London Euston when the guard arrived. I showed him both the ticket, and the seat reservation which said we should be on the earlier train that was cancelled. Transpires that didn’t matter and he just wanted to see we’d paid for the ticket. PHEW! No being thrown out, no fines, no needing to take deep breaths anymore. Got to London Waterloo on a packed train. It sucked balls. Got home and chilled. Manchester was awesome, Virgin trains took years off my life, Rammstein were awesome and I can’t wait to see them again

I was in a similar part of the world recently, Liverpool. Check back soon for a review of that journey!

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Skindred, Stopping Smoking and The Teeth Removal Expedition.

I’m quite pleased to start this post off by saying as of typing; I’ve not had a cigarette in over 7 days. Today is the 8th full day to get through, but I can’t remember when I last had one. I genuinely believed quitting would be a lot harder than this. Even been out with friends as they are smoking and it wasn’t that bad of an experience. My cravings are still present when I am at work but yesterday I discovered why that is. Yesterday I was waiting for someone and I wanted to smoke – it then occurred to me that one of the main reasons I used to smoke was to break up my day somewhat. It used to be nice to stop working for 5mins or so and have a smoke and that is what I found yesterday. I was waiting and found myself thinking “I’d quite like to smoke right now”. I was bored and it seemed like a good idea. Is it possible to stop smoking by keeping yourself busy and not allowing boredom? Who knows but we shall see. Still, pretty pleased with myself so far and I’d like to keep it going. I hope not to turn into one of those twats who will become anti-smoking now. I get why people smoke, they aren’t evil people for wanting to smoke. Just like people who take drugs; people who take drugs aren’t all evil, but some give the rest a bad name. Anyways, I’ll keep an update on here whenever I post. 7 full days complete and counting....

What inspired me to quit smoking was the fact I actually had no choice. I had two wisdom teeth out on Weds 3rd March and was told I’d need to wait 3 days after the op to smoke. The operation was a complete arsehole though. Firstly, I walked in expecting one tooth to be removed. To be told I was having two out was a shock. To later find out that the dentist was well aware I’d need two, and informed my parents of this was frankly a piss take. I’m 23; I can take the news of me needing two teeth out. I’m not going to run away (have you seen me?!) But serious, I’m not going to cancel the op, I needed it done! Anyways, they numbed me up with injections in my gums, general mouth region but most painfully, the roof of my mouth. That one fucking hurt! The reason for the operation was that the bottom left wisdom tooth had become impacted and needed to come out. What actually was the situation was that if it wasn’t removed, it would knock my entire jaw line out and cause me to have major surgery on my jaw as a whole. Nice! Anyways – the bottom one was a cunt to get out due to the angle it was at and needed to be drilled. The roots of this tooth were imbedded in my jawbone as well – you can imagine my delight when the three parts of the tooth came out then! The top tooth was relatively easy to come out. Anyways, it’s done now and it hurt a bit and I bled a lot. Still sometimes in pain but it’s getting less frequent which is nice.

Anyways, the purpose of this posting. I can’t help but noticing that when looking back over my blog, it’s pretty negative. There was the optimistic post about 2010 (which btw, didn’t work out) and the post about Xmas. Other than that, it’s pretty much doom and gloom. Last night I went to go see Skindred, and it inspired me to start writing posts about the good live music experiences I’ve had this year, starting with last night. There will be others about Rammstein, Lostprophets and Whole Lotta Led coming soon.

I missed Skindred when they last came to the Wedge and thinking back, I think that was because I’d heard 1 or 2 songs by them then. Since then though my Skindred knowledge has improved significantly and when they announced a Portsmouth date I decided I had to go. I’ve never read a bad report about Skindred live and therefore I figured I wouldn’t be disappointed. The only downside to this gig is the fact I had the aforementioned surgery on my mouth and it was still sore at times. Therefore getting too involved with the crowd just wasn’t going to happen. Got there for near doors so would catch both supports. The first band (4/10) (who shall remain nameless) weren’t a bad band. They sounded like Blur and Arctic Monkeys got together, got pregnant but the kid was stillborn. The sound has all the potential in the world, but the stuff they played last night was fairly uninspired. They reminded the crowd I think about 9 times their name. That’s why I’m not saying it. I can understand coming out and saying it, and maybe saying it in the middle of your set, and then as you leave – that is fine and more than enough. The other reminders got annoying because I was aware, I didn’t need reminding. Maybe if your band was awesome I’d actually care about your name. As it transpires though, I don’t. Forever Never (8/10) were the 2nd band. They were really good. I’d heard so much about them, 99% good stuff from the Download Festival Forums but had never got the chance to see them live. I didn’t know what to expect either but they were great. Definitely want to learn more about this band. They come highly recommended from me. Skindred (10/10) were just something special though. The atmosphere was incredible. The set list was genius. There's very little I can say because there aren’t enough superlatives I can throw at this band to accurately describe them. Fantastic gig and I can’t wait until I get the chance to see them live again (Really wish I was going to Hammerfest now, oh well!).

Next gig is Trivium if I get my act in gear and buy a ticket. If not it’s Airbourne with the mighty Black Spiders supporting. Should be awesome except after those two, nothing until June. Still, In June its Rage against the Machine – so I guess I shouldn’t grumble!

Friday, 26 February 2010

ADT (or how customer service should not be done)

This week has been one of the longest work ones I’ve had in some time. Excluding breaks I’ve worked 53.5 hours. Not a great deal of fun. However the reason that was longer than the 42 hours I was expecting was due to ADT and their inability to deliver customer service.

We had an issue with our alarms at work. In a nutshell that means we couldn’t secure the store when we went to leave, so we couldn’t leave until someone came out to sort them. A call was placed late in the day, so it’s fair to say we expected a wait. No call from ADT about the location of the engineer during this first night we waited. That in itself is a joke. If they are supplying an engineer to people who are going to have to wait at a store when the hours become slightly unsociable, then they should keep us up to date in my opinion. If they don’t know where their engineer is, well that says an awful lot about their company. Anyway, after waiting 3 hours we got a call from the engineer saying he had arrived. Having gone to let him in, he wasn’t there. Actually, he was at a different store. So, not only did they not keep us posted about the location of this guy, they sent him to the wrong store. Nice! Anyway, he sorted something for us so we could leave.

The next day, this issue is not resolved. When the boss arrived first thing, the alarm went off. In a nutshell, this meant the night before the alarms had not been sorted. They apparently had just been secured so we could leave. This meant there was a problem again. A call was placed at 9am to say that this was the case and could someone come out ASAP. As the day trickled on, and there was not an engineer in sight, it looked like another late one. And that is exactly what it was. 6.30 rolled around and nothing. We phoned and ADT said “we don’t know where the engineer is”. You know what, find out and phone us back! Phoned again later “We don’t know where the engineer is – but they are still dealing with calls placed during the day”....sorry the call was placed at 9am....that’s not during the day?!?! After what seemed like an eternity, 1.30am rolled around and the engineer arrived. He was in and out pretty quickly, as the problem was caused by another one of ADTs engineers. Awesome!

My questions are these:
1. Why don’t ADT know where their engineers are?
2. Why don’t they keep people who place service calls in the loop if they are going to have to wait?
3. Why do they have engineers that are not properly trained (as was the case apparently with the first one!)
4. Why do you have the contract with the company I work for? Urgh!

I don't believe there are any fact inaccuracies in this story, but I'm still pretty tired after this stupid week

Friday, 11 December 2009

Inglorious Basterds - The Best Tarantino Film?

On Monday, the latest film by Quentin Tarantino was released on DVD and Blu-Ray. On Tuesday, I made it my mission to go out and purchase this DVD. I am struggling to think of a recent new release which I have bought within days of its release. Having seen the film twice at the cinema, I decided it was one which needed to be purchased. There are also very few new releases which make me say "i love this film". The Hurt Locker was a genius film, and This Is It was damn good also (granted, I'm a fan of Michael Jackson's music, so I guess that swayed me a little). I hope to purchase both of these at some point, but will not rush to get them, like I did Inglorious Basterds.

After watching it at the cinema, it was clear to me that this was one of the best films I've ever seen. It had a home in my list of favourite ever films along with The Dark Knight, Fight Club, Inside Man, The Green Mile, Phonebooth, Bad Boys 2, Sin City, and of course, Pulp Fiction. There is so much about the film which makes me smile, laugh and feel nervous about. In particular, the SS Colonel Hans Landa is one of the best characters I've seen in a movie for a long time. This character made me smile (by smoking a comically big pipe in a serious scene), made me feel nervous (when he discussed with the opening character about hiding jews and when he met with Shosanna) and laugh (when conversing with Lt. Raine about american expressions - "Thats a Bingo!"). The film keeps me hooked throughout with its powerful ending of Shosanna's plan and the Basterds plan coming together (albeit independently) and wiping out the Nazi Govt. The ending is also superb, with the evil Landa getting his comeuppance and getting his forehead carved with a swastika. Indeed, it is Raine's masterpiece...and perhaps Tarantino's.

for the TL;DR people of that last paragraph, there is a lot about the film which I love. One problem with a man like Quentin Tarantino is whenever he releases a new film, it is naturally compared with its predecessors. Where does it fit in with his other films? My personal order is this:

1. Pulp Fiction
1. Inglorious Basterds
3. Kill Bill Vol. 2
4. Kill Bill Vol. 1
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Jackie Brown

To say a film is better than Pulp Fiction is a bold statement. In my all time favourite list of films, there are only two with permanent spots which are Fight Club (at no1) and Pulp Fiction (at no2). Inglorious Basterds is such a good film, but is it Tarantino's best? Personally, I feel that the two films are as good as each other. I don't hesistate to place Inglorious Basterds on top of the other films Tarantino has made, but better than Pulp Fiction? Its a very tough call. I need to watch the two films back to back to make a proper decision. Aside from that being a great day for movie watching, it will help decide.

For now, the two films are level. However Inglorious Basterds is starting to get its nose out infront. I've watched it each day since buying it, and am still not getting bored of any moment in it. The desire to watch Pulp Fiction is always there, but not on a daily basis like Inglorious Basterds is. If you have not seen this movie, go and rent/buy it. If you have, then chances are you'll agree with my sentiments and know what I'm saying.

To summarise. Inglorious Basterds is an amazing movie. Kudos to Tarantino for making yet another brilliant movie.

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Post!

Wow, I posted a long time ago that I was planning the first actual post, and never did. I think its been 9 months. The domain for this site is due to expire in 3 months, but as the site is really Blogger, i'll likely change the domain name. Anyways, I'm gonna start using this more and more I think. Its a good way to cure boredom, even if the posts that come out of boredom may not be the most interesting to read.

Anyways, This post is simply ripped from Facebook and its a review of the day I spent at the Sonisphere Festival @ Knebworth (not London! fucking moron from Limp Bizkit...). It does have some references to it being an FB post which frankily I couldn't care less about!

Sunday @ Sonisphere – A Review

This’ll likely be done in spoken word on the next RRP but with more discussions and debates. Anyways, before the day I was pretty excited about this for a number of reasons. Firstly, only day at a festival this year for me as other plans fell through for one reason or another. Secondly, I’d get to see Metallica and NIN again. Last but not least, the line-up for the day had enough to justify the money spent on the ticket. However the one thing which was not fun was the prospect of a 4.30am start to get there. I could have got the train and been able to wake up at a more agreeable time, but transport there and back for £23 by coach was pretty damn good (think the train was more than £45). Didn’t oversleep which was a plus, and got to the coach station and set off for London. This journey was going to take a lot longer than a train would but that was mainly due to the 2hr 10min wait in Victoria for the coach to Stevenage. That passed by in a fairly eventless fashion and then the coach arrived for Stevenage. The driver of said coach, aware that most of the passengers were off to Sonisphere for the day dropped off on a small stretch of pavement near the motorway. I’m unsure whether that was a sanctioned stop or not but either way it was cool to have arrived and be right near the festival.



The walk from where we were dropped off to the festival was fairly long but nothing too severe (nothing in comparison to the walk from the tent to the arena at Rock AM Ring) however the cattle grate was fun. No-one I was with fell which is all good. Seems like something they might have covered up what with the possibility of inebriated festival goers needing to use the path but oh well. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Got through the gate fine (without security padding anyone down, which doesn’t seem like the safest thing in the world) and walked past what sounded like Rise To Remain playing the Bohemia stage to go grab a drink and see Paradise Lost (7)
Paradise Lost
. I’ve listened to them very on and off since they were announced as support to Opeth all those years ago when they played the Pyramids Plaza in Portsmouth (a gig I really wish I’d gone to) and thought they were alright. Live they were pretty good so that was a positive start to the day. After a stroll over to the Hog Roast stand for a baguette which was pretty nice, I was able to listen to Killing Joke (6). On record they are alright but they don’t do a lot for me. However live they seemed significantly better and I reckon had I bothered to stroll a bit further forward to actually watch them, the rating would be higher. We had decided to stand fairly far back so getting a good spot for the next band on main stage wouldn’t be a problem. However we were in a good spot for the next band on the 2nd stage, Saxon (7)
Saxon
. Thought they were very good at RaR in 2008, and thought they were very good at Sonisphere. Song of the set for me was Heavy Metal Thunder. Just over half way through their set, we moved into a spot at main stage. Before Lamb of God (8) came on, this random woman was on main stage talking about how awesome the festival was, and how you shouldn’t wear white trousers blah blah... but then she introduced the guitar hero band who did a fairly good job of One. She also promised to have sex with everyone in the crowd if we watched the guitar hero band do their thing. Despite that not being the classiest of things, I’m assuming the coupon will be in the mail?
Anyways, would have liked to see Lamb of God get an hour set but oh well. I enjoyed the classics that they played and this performance has also given me new found respect for the new album, Wrath (which I’ve never really gotten into bar a few tracks). At this point, they were the band of the day
Lamb of God
. The lead singer completely spoiled the “surprise” of who the special guests were, which was entertaining. We decided that instead of running to the Bohemia stage to catch Dead By April, we’d keep our spots to see Machine Head (8). However this meant that we could hear Mastodon. No rating for them as I didn’t like them but I could barely hear them and wasn’t really paying attention. After making endless jokes about MH rarely changing their set and relying too much on The Blackening, they opened with Imperium (a song which while usually played, has not been the opener for the 6 previous times I’d seen them) – it’s as if they knew people were making jokes!
Machine Head (The Not-So-Secret Special Guests)
Their set was actually pretty good and I’m happy I left when I did because I got to hear songs I’d not heard live in a while (left during Bulldozer which was cool). They also played Beautiful Mourning which I was happy to hear live (A song from the Blackening which I hadn’t heard before Sunday). I must confess to not being overly impressed about Rob Flynn talking to the crowd and claiming it was the fans which is why they came back onto the line-up after pulling out. Sorry but it’s fairly obvious they offered the same stage time as Limp Bizkit and NIN, and were offered more money. They were offered more money and a longer set on 2nd stage but they decided to leave the bill. Suddenly a special guest slot appears on main stage. I might be a cynic but the playing for the fans was not the sole reason for coming back to the line-up.


We left early (by we, I mean me, Dave and Paul) to head to the Bohemia stage to watch Corey Taylor do a solo set. However after buying smokes (cigarettes in a tin, what sort of world is this?!), we were able to get to Bohemia to hear the end of Lauren Harris (6)
Lauren Harris (Bohemia Stage and my camera didnt get on...)
. Her band doesn’t do a lot for me however there was something about the end of that performance that impressed me. Listened to a couple outside the tent and the last song from inside it, but still it was pretty good. I’m guessing at the moment, she suits the smaller environments rather than the stages of Earls Court and Wacken. Onto Corey Taylor (5)
Corey Taylor (Bohemia Stage and my camera didnt get on...)
.This was something I had been looking forward to since he was announced but also something I was intrigued about as it was billed as an acoustic set. I assumed we’d get covers of the lighter, more ballad-y songs from Stone Sour and Slipknot. The set was delayed by sound problems by the looks (and sounds) of things, which was slightly frustrating as I had the desire to get back to main stage for the next band. However he came out and opened with one of his new songs. I don’t know exactly what I expected this to be, but it wasn’t something I liked. The covers of Through Glass and Bother were absolute genius, but his solo stuff struck me as self-indulgent crap. This was a fairly significant disappointment considering. Going to see him meant missing most of Feeder (6). Got to hear Just a Day which sounded awesome and they seemed to have more life about them during that song than during their Reading set in 2008. Again, like Killing Joke, their rating might be higher if I had seen the whole set (which looking back, I wish I had have done). Heading back to the trusty spot we had for Machine Head, Limp Bizkit (7.5) came to the stage.
Limp Bizkit
DJ Lethal allegedly proved there was no animosity between them and Machine Head by wearing one of their shirts but whatever. They got off to a strong start with My Generation, and played other classics like Rollin’, Faith, Break Stuff, My Way and Take a Look Around. However after My Generation they played two songs which I’d argue based on the crowd reaction from where we were and looking forward the crowd didn’t seem to care for. Fred Durst seemed to acknowledge this by saying “you look like a crowd of people who look like they don’t give a shit”. Based on the after song reactions, and reactions when he was talking, this did seem to be the case.
Limp Bizkit
The set livened up, both on stage and in the crowd from Rollin’ onwards, but before that there really seemed to be something missing, and the silences were just awkward. After their set finished, there was a mass exodus, heading towards second stage to see Alice In Chains. However, as there was only one of us who likes them, he didn’t fancy going alone and trying to find us after (what with seemingly shit phone signal at times), we got something to eat and drink, and headed down the front for the last ever show in Europe (in theory) for Nine Inch Nails (10). To be honest, getting down the front was easy due to the lack of people who were prepared to sacrifice seeing Alice In Chains. Personally I was happy I couldn’t hear them from where I was standing (at this junction, I should point out I’m not a fan). The wait before NIN had some interesting moments. The key one, in my mind, was a woman crowd surfing on an inflatable disc.
Woman crowd surfing on inflatable



I wasn’t sure what to expect from NIN. In my mind, I thought they might just play the T In The Park set, but then there were niggling thoughts that they might play something completely different. I’d already written off the chances of seeing The Frail and The Wretched. This would be a shame as they didn’t play them in Manchester or London. I also saw a number of tweets from the NIN account which showed them playing some different songs in other European countries. One of these which I wished I could have seen live again was Something I Can Never Have. Overall though, I guess I expected to see a shortened down version of one of the earlier UK dates with maybe a couple of changes. What we got is probably best explained by the man himself:

“trent_reznor posted: We played a purposely quiet, intimate set. I figured it would either enrage or baffle the metal audience... but to our amazement it went over great!
Really fun set to play in that environment.”
Nine Inch Nails


The set was The Way Out Is Through; Wish; I Do Not Want This; Something I Can Never Have; Gone, Still; The Frail; The Wretched; Non-Entity; Lights In The Sky; The Downward Spiral and Hurt.
Nine Inch Nails
It was not the set-list I expected, and some of the omissions really surprised me (no Head Like A Hole, Hand That Feeds, March of The Pigs etc) but this wasn’t a bad thing. I could talk for ages about how good I thought NIN were, but I feel that part of the reason I thought they were so good is because they played some songs I either haven’t seen live, or hadn’t seen since 2007. This point of view wasn’t shared by two of the people I went with who weren’t at either arena show. I don’t think they disliked NIN, but would have loved to have heard some of the songs that me and Dave were able to hear earlier in July. I think honestly, the only song I’d have loved to have heard live again is the cover they do of David Bowie’s song, I’m Afraid of Americans. It wasn’t a must, but it was good live. The best part of the set for me was hearing Something I Can Never Have, Gone, Still, The Frail & The Wretched all following each other. There is a youtube video of the latter two being played which can be seen here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13xHmuy4YHY. I will simply end this part by saying NIN are easily in my list of top 5 best live bands, and I feel (struggling to find words so this could sound shit) truly honoured to have been able to see them live 5 times. Each show has had something different to offer and I have never walked away from the gig without a smile on my face (and that includes the first time which came a day after I had broken up with an ex). I am sad to say that Sunday was the last time I’ll likely see NIN live, but if Trent ever does end this hiatus and decides to come back to these shores, I will do all I can to be there to see them live again. Kerrang doesn’t often get it right, but they talked about the o2 gig and said of Trent that it’s unlikely we’ll ever see anyone of his class again. This I completely agree with, and wish Trent and the rest of the band luck with the rest of the shows and life after. The crowd at the front didn’t move much after NIN had finished which suggested them, like us, were there not only for a good spot for NIN, but so they could get a good spot for Metallica (10+).


The good thing about Metallica live is they rarely disappoint. In my experiences, they have never disappointed. Listening back to the live mp3s of the shows I’ve been to, Download 2006 was probably the worst actual performance by the band (James Hetfield seemed to have a bad throat and coughed a fair bit was a major part of that judgement) but I remember leaving with the biggest grin on my face as it was the first time I saw Metallica live. That performance will always be special because of that, and also because they played the whole of Master of Puppets live. Having seen Metallica twice earlier in the year, the set-list structure was fairly consistent but the actual set wasn’t (in that the set would open with the same songs, and certain songs would be in the same place for every show). This was the same at the summer Europe shows and indeed at Knebworth. The summer shows were slightly altered from the arena shows in that instead of having the first two Death Magnetic songs to open, they had one of Blackened, Battery or Fight Fire With Fire to open, followed by Creeping Death. Having seen Metallica inside an arena as well, I’d pretty much decided that them inside was better than them at a festival/outdoor gig. This meant in my mind before they started, they’d need to do something pretty damn amazing. Not only was this achieved, but with this performance confirmed them as my favourite band to see live and also this being my favourite Metallica experience. I remember saying before and at the event that I’d love to see one of Blackened, Dyers Eve or Stone Cold Crazy. These songs had appeared throughout the tour and therefore it was not entirely unlikely that one maybe played. The set-list was:

Blackened
Creeping Death
Fuel
Of Wolf and Man
Fade To Black
Broken, Beat and Scarred
Cyanide
Sad But True
One
All Nightmare Long
The Day That Never Comes
Master of Puppets
Dyers Eve
Nothing Else Matters
Enter Sandman
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Stone Cold Crazy
Hit The Lights
Seek and Destroy

Three words – Holy fucking shit! Ok time for more words. It is always spine-tingling to hear “The Ecstasy of Gold” before they come out on stage, but to be right down the front for it is something special. During the intro tape of Blackened the crowd (myself included) were going nuts. This feeling carried on throughout most of the first four songs to the extent we ended up about 4-5 rows back from where we started and briefly losing Jon.
Metallica
However the further back part of the crowd was a bit less (by which I mean not much but somewhat less) rowdy. It was simply amazing to see Blackened and also Of Wolf and Man (another song I hadn’t seen live). Someone nearby noticed that when James Hetfield first swapped guitars, it was for the one he uses for Fade To Black, and thankfully this was the case. The song is just amazing live. First time seeing it was at Wembley, this time was the 3rd time and it’s always makes a set-list even better.
Metallica
If there were any weaknesses for me in the set, it would be the choice of Cyanide. They performed it great, but I’d have much preferred to see Judas Kiss or My Apocalypse in its place. One was simply epic as always (got the video up on here of the pre-song pyro if anyone wants to see it). All Nightmare Long and The Day That Never Comes are just beasts of songs live. Master of Puppets was its usual amazing self but the 2nd best highlight of the whole set (other than the opening) for me was the next song, Dyers Eve.
Metallica
One of the three I’d hoped would play, the performance was breathtaking. The following two from the self titled album were predictable but still great. The encore was just fantastic as well, with Stone Cold Crazy getting played and Hit The Lights. The latter I saw in the encore the time before this seeing ‘Tallica live, but there just seemed to be something more special about this performance of it (could be the fact I was on such a high about the whole set at this point). With a random performance of Seek and Destroy (not random in the fact it played, but random in the fact James Hetfield was guitar-less and up against the barrier for most of it. The song closed and James Hetfield got covered in pie and silly string as it was his birthday.
Metallica
After thanking the crowd again, Metallica left – ending what was (as I said earlier) the best live performance I’ve ever seen from them, or any band.

And so then the live music for the day had finished, well at least for us. A much needed sit down was required after that. We basically spent the next 3hrs or so sitting in various locations around the site. We sat near the club part as well when the Fuel Girls were on. The music they played was pretty good (very Delight-esque which wasn’t bad). Some stuff though I never thought I’d hear in a club setting (including Iron Maiden – Can I Play With Madness?). After finding out the comedy was cancelled, and buying another drink, it was time to move on. Well, we could have stayed for the silent disco but I don’t really understand the point of them, and like fuck was I paying a £10 deposit to find out. The official website advises you not to walk from the festival site to Stevenage as you have to cross motorways and walk in places where there was no pavement. While all of this is true, there was also no sign towards the shuttle bus zone, and whether they were running at 2am. We walked back (including crossing that cattle grate in pitch-black settings, that were fun). The walk was fairly short and we ended up in a very Ocean Retail type place before too long. Seemed very nice and clean. The town centre was just a stone’s throw away from there as well. Probably took about an hour to leave the site, walk to Stevenage and find our bus stop for the morning. Unfortunately there was now an issue. 3am-ish we arrived to the stop, and the coach wasn’t due until 6.38am. After walking around a bit we all pretty much decided some sleep was in order. I think I managed to sleep for about 45mins on and off but I can’t be certain. Woke up at 4.30am, freezing (having used my hoodie as a pillow) and also slightly pissed off I hadn’t slept for longer. After trying many ways to make the time pass, it eventually did and we left to go home. Got off the train and that is the trip in a very large nutshell. Picture (if you will) a walnut but the size of the peach from James and The Giant Peach, that sort of nutshell. Was Sonisphere worth it? Absolutely. Would I go again? If the line-up was good, without hesitation (however if it clashed with Wacken, then maybe not). I have much respect for what they achieved in Year One and am interested to see how it grows.